While we’re at it/Also

Juninho gone Vukovic still appealing Why doesn’t Sydney buy Shannon Cole already etc etc etc

Oh My God

I can’t believe we’ve done it. You know, at the start of the season everyone was going – no, no no. Arsenal without Henry is nothing. NOTHING! They’re going to finish 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, they might even finish 1F3tegnot, the position Derby seem to have taken up on the table.

But we WON IT. WON IT. WON THE TITLE! ARSENAL HAS WON THE TITLE WITH A COUPLE MORE MATCHES TO GO! AND WHAT’S MORE WE WON IT AT OLD TRAFFORD WITH A 2-1 VICTORY! Hleb and Fabregas share the top of the Premier League table with 24 assists each. Adebayor and Dudu get (well, will most likely get) the Golden and Silver boots respectively with 34 and 32 goals – again respectively.

It was a good move, offloading Lehmann before the Emirates cup – he’s punched Christian Worns of Borussia Dortmund in the face. Of course they’re on the same team. Who knew Buffon was this good eh, he’s adapted to the Premier League as fast as he could imagine. Almunia went off back to wherever he was and Fabianski is now our world class second goalkeeper.

Another player that’s impressed me so far is Quaresma. Who knew he would be as good (better) as Ronaldo! That $24m fee Porto slapped on him would be a stumbling block or so I thought, but Arsene did fans justice and signed him for $29m just for the ‘ell of it. Fabregas, Hleb have made up more assists than him but still. Only Rosicky on 18 goals and Reyes on 17 goals go anywhere Quaresma’s 29 goal romp. Cristiano can’t touch this bloke.

Diarra is a legend, an absolute legend. He’s solid guy in midfield that you can trust. He is always hungry for the ball and is quiet and never complains to the media unlike our former player Flamini. Whenever we played Flamini I thought to myself, “Hey, this guy isn’t hungry enough for the ball.” Glad he fooked off to Pompey – but he started complaining about the bosh not giving him a chance. Dolphin heads eh.

Jesus christ, in a season that went perfect, Arsene made his worse signing in history ever. That’s right, worserserserseres than Jeffers and Wreh combined into a heap of crap. Bacary Sagna is the worst right-back ever in fook. He is always noticed by everyone because he’s well, shite. Eboue on the other hand was that calm and composed flank man at the backwho you could always rely on. People don’t credit Eboue that much but he is currently the best right-back in the Prem in my opinion. Better than Sagna and his antics like diving and use of hand-contact to face.

Good to see Henry doing extremely well at LA.