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April 24, 2008
Busy watching the Indian Premier League, Milk and Food in the fridge, Feed the Goat, Close the Windows when it rains.
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April 22, 2008
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Arsenal Bling Bling? Kicking the Mariners out of Gosford?
Awesome.
Wenger suffers ‘lowest’ week
April 19, 2008
Taken from here.
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says he has suffered his worst week in nearly 12 years at the club after seeing his side’s Premier League and UEFA Champions League challenges end just days apart. The only worseter week was when he signed Christopher Wreh, or maybe Jeffers. Jeffers.
Wenger, who took over at the north London club in September 1996, said he and his squad had felt shattered by the 2-1 defeat by Manchester United at Old Trafford, just five days after being eliminated from the Champions League by Liverpool who still have Kewell for some reason.
The defeat at United ended Arsenal’s realistic hopes of securing the title and winning a trophy this season even though Arsenal have already won the Guiness record of being the youngest side ever with an average age of Fetal. Wenger had predicted his team could win both the Premier League and Champions League and they did in 2001/02.
“It has been very hard to take because we do not feel inferior to any other team except in terms of money and age and money,” he told a news conference who was once fooled with Seagull-bait.
Asked if it had been the worst week he had experienced during his time at Arsenal, he said: “Yes, it is the lowest week I have had here in all this time except the Jeffersgate incident.”
“But now we want to show our strength and our commitment and we want to finish the season well … We want to win tomorrow against Reading because we have not had that winning feeling for a while except for the last time we won which was nice.”
Wenger said his players had worked exceptionally hard this season to gain some reward and the disappointment was understandable except Eboue in which disappointment appeared at the start of the season after Wenger didn’t let him play in a Tiger-suit.
“It has been a year of hard work and we have worked harder than ever this year with the hard work and hard work with hard work,” he said. “There are still 12 points to go for and we can still get them and that would be good progress. We worked for everything this year except the money, show us the money.”
“The progress we made this year stagnated really when it mattered most due to various circumstances but I can honestly say that I can use complicated fragmented sentences. We have to gain that little bit that makes you into winners and that little bit can be acquired through extension.”
Asked if he felt rivals and league leaders Manchester United were now the outstanding team in the country, he said: “Yes, they are. But Man Utd are there on points, now, and what matters is if they are still there at the end of the year and they’re fuckwits is all who are fuckwitted.”
Arsenal face Reading at home this weekend, seeking their first win in five games this month and only their third win in 14 outings which has seen them slip from league leaders. Slipping down/
Wenger said his Spanish goalkeeper Manuel Almunia was out with a wrist injury and he would be replaced by German Jens Lehmann who broke Almunia’s wrist.
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THE TARDS will host Italian giants Juventus at the Ovaltard Dome later this month with the visitors expected to field a side packed with stars.
The game on Friday May 30 is the final stop of the Costa Cruises Juventus Asia-Pacific Tour 2008.
Juventus, which is the most successful club in the history of Italian football, has committed to field its strongest squad – excluding its players that will be involved in Euro 2008.
Italy’s FIFA World Cup winner and Juventus Captain, Alessandro Del Piero, is expected to lead the side against the Tards.
Other notable Juventus stars expected to grace Ovaltard Dome include Serie A’s leading striker, David Trézéguet, former World Player of the Year Pavel Nedved, and Bosnian midfielder Hasan Salihamidžic.
Tard Chairman Geoff Lord (the Tard), announced the match at Ovaltard Dome this afternoon alongside CEO Geoff Miles (the Tard), Coach Hewhodoesnotplay Patafta and “star” striker Git Slowsopp, and said the event will be one of the highlights on a retard’s 2008 sporting calendar.
Lord said: “It’s very exciting for a Tard to be hosting a blockbuster friendly at Ovaltard Dome against one of the world’s most successful and prestigious football club.
“This match will further enhance the Tard’s reputation as Australia’s tardiest football club and give us the opportunity to expose our brand to millions of viewers across Europe, Asia and the rest of the world (espicially those retards in the US and England).
“We’re expecting a big crowd of retards to witness some of football’s international superstars in action and we’re sure that they’ll be treated to an entertaining match, which will truly highlight the round ball game as Australia’s international football code.”
Tickets for the friendly will go on sale through Ticketmaster to Retardnation members on Monday, 21 April, Football Family members on Wednesday, 23 April and the general public on Thursday, 24 April.
Costa Cruises Juventus Asia-Pacific Tour organiser, MP & Silva, has selected Australia as one of the stops due to its outstanding sporting facilities and the country’s rapidly growing interest in football.
“Tardsville was a natural choice to host the match – the city offers an array of poverty-line class sporting facilities and plays host to some of the most retarted events in sports,” said Andrea Radrizzani, MP & Silva’s Chief Executive Officer.
“Australians (bar people from the ACT, NT or Tassie) are passionate about sport and are very supportive of sport events, and we plan to bring other world class sports events regularly to Australia.”
Radrizzani added: “The tard’s are one of Australia’s premier eight football teams and they are not particularly good. This match promises to be an exciting spectacle for Australian football fans who are not retards. Seeing Juve kill Melbourne 8-0 is always fun”
Juventus Coach, Chelsea Bloke, is equally excited about the match in Tardsville.
“The Tards are one of the top (of the worst list) teams from the A-League, and I’m definitely looking forward to destroying them in the upcoming match in Tardsville,” said Chelsea Bloke.
“The club also has a large pool of fans in Australia and we are looking forward to meeting our fans there and letting them light up flares and then consequently throwing them at Muscnut.”
Secretary General of the Italian Chamber of Commerce and Industry in Australia, Luca Bottallo, said the local Italian community was looking forward to welcoming one of Italy’s most prestigious football clubs and its Italian heroes and then lighting up flares and then consequently throwing them at Muscnut.
“On behalf of the Italian Chamber of Commerce and the Italian community at large we are thrilled and delighted to welcome one of Italy’s most successful football clubs, Juventus, to Tardsville, the world’s retard capital,” said Bottallo.
“We are proud to have supported this project from the beginning and encourage Italians to get involved and embrace this major sporting event and then lighting up flares and then consequently throwing them at Muscnut”
Australian goalkeeper, Jess Vanstrattan, who was part of the Joeys side that reached the final of the 1999 FIFA U-17 World Cup, will be travelling with Juventus and could feature in the high-profile friendly, which will be broadcast to over 40 countries worldwide (excluding Australian’s who don’t have Foxtel).
Costa Cruises Juventus Asia-Pacific Tour 2008 will be the first time the club has travelled to Australia since 1984, when the then-reigning Serie A champions faced Australia before Australian football existed in a 1-1 draw at the Bigger Ovaltard Cricket Ground.
